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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:40
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
CVS closing 271 stores, including 3 locations in Upstate NY - Syracuse.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Major supermarket chain workers start strike across 4 cities - TheStreet
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Morning vs evening: What’s the best time to take blood pressure medicine? - Times of India
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Farewell, Mr. Eclipse: Fred Espenak dies at 71 - Astronomy Magazine
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Donald Trump's family launches 'Made in America' T1 smartphone. Here's what it offers - Mint
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Nationals Place Andrew Chafin On 15-Day Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
No way
Make-A-Wish helps Tacoma cancer patient fulfill dream of giving back to fellow children - KOMO
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.